I will top your story!

Some people often complain that I am a story topper. I can't help that amusing things happen to me.
Example:  In 2009 while travelling the United States I was denied entry into Disneyland as I was dressed too scandalous.

(Via family.go.com)

Who would have thought a T.Shirt with Nirvana's iconic 'Nevermind' album cover on it would be blasphemy at 'The happiest place on earth'. 

(Via Nirvana)

They instructed me to whip off my shirt in the line full of families and turn it inside out and proceed.

Really Disneyland? Expose myself in front of these families.

Luckily my hotel was a close stroll away.

I guess I brought it on myself, I mean seriously, to quote the young worker "You can see his pee pee!"

*Shock and horror* Shame on me! What was I thinking?