Monday, May 30, 2011

I will top your story!

Some people often complain that I am a story topper. I can't help that amusing things happen to me.
Example:  In 2009 while travelling the United States I was denied entry into Disneyland as I was dressed too scandalous.
(Via family.go.com)

Who would have thought a T.Shirt with Nirvana's iconic 'Nevermind' album cover on it would be blasphemy at 'The happiest place on earth'. 

(Via Nirvana)

They instructed me to whip off my shirt in the line full of families and turn it inside out and proceed.
Really Disneyland? Expose myself in front of these families.
Luckily my hotel was a close stroll away.

I guess I brought it on myself, I mean seriously, to quote the young worker "You can see his pee pee!"
*Shock and horror* Shame on me! What was I thinking?



Sunday, May 29, 2011

Fully Sick.

I am sick and all I want to do is stay in bed and watch Disney movies, but alas I must clean my squalor of a room, organise my overflowing wardrobe and plan my lessons for the next week. SIGH.
(Via deviantart)
(Via deviantart)
(Via Weheatit)

Friday, May 27, 2011

In the most biblical sense


So I have enjoyed most of Lady Gaga's music videos. I mostly lust over the clothes and the theatrics of it all. Judas would have to be my favourite thus far. I think it is just perfect. She looks amazing, the hombre playing Jesus is smokin' and can't help but see myself try and copy the dance moves in the shower!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Miss Lippy's Car is green!



I am studying to be a Primary School teacher and am currently on placement within a wonderful school gaining experience. So my days of late are consisting of waking up early, printing my lesson plans, photocopying, RED BULL, RED BULL, teach teach teach, answering to 'Missssss, Misssssss!' laughing at general child hilarity, then off home exhausted. So when I get home and before I start planning my lessons for the following day I usually rest, put on a movie and have a nap. Today I put on one of my favourites, 'Billy Madison!'.  
In it is one of my personal teaching role models! She is a fantastic example of informed teaching practice and it is obvious she is always thinking of the learning and teaching pedagogies (horrid word we need to chuck in at least 10 times per essay).

I will now argue my point.

1.  Miss Lippy's classroom is very inviting! How could you not enjoy eating clag glue in that learning environment??

2. She uses a warm and kind teacher voice.  'Scotty Likes beans, don't you Scotty!' She also knows her kids interests!

3. She always dresses in teacher appropriate clothing. As my wardrobe consists of mostly sequins, short skirts and dresses and other obnoxious prints I struggle to put together a 'teacher' outfit as chic as Miss Lippy!

4. She chooses engaging texts to read to her class. 'The Puppy Who Lost Its Way' is an example of a text that embodies various literary features like 'alliteration' but also an underlying moral lesson about responsibility.

5. She takes time out of each day for herself! Whether it be by putting an invigorating glue face mask on or fitting in some rhythmic interpretive dance, teachers should always have a calming routine for relaxation.

I would be lucky to become a teacher as good as Miss Lippy one day, and I am glad I can now justify watching 'Billy Madison' as research.




Saturday, May 14, 2011

Look who just bought an Ipad

I am now in the possession of a glorious IPad 2 so this is a frivolous test to see what blogging from it is like. I go to China in 6 weeks and Facebook is banned over there so I may actually have to share the address of this blog with my friends so they can still be amused by my witty banter, as 3 weeks without my hilarity would be torture for them I imagine.

I think the best part of this IPad is my Marc Jacobs cover for it. Everyone knows of my love of all things Marc Jacobs and this little pice of MJ is just as beautiful as all my other pieces. It is a strawberry cordial color and has faux fur on the inside. To die for. I feel it is too beautiful for all my bags I'm thinking that I may allow myself a splurge while in China and if I come across a Marc Jacobs store I will buy a handbag to put it in.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Today is.

A while ago I decided that I was going to wake up every morning and listen to The Smashing Pumpkins song 'Today', in attempt to start my day in a good mood.
I have been unsuccessful at keeping up that tradition. Now after one of the most horrid week’s consisting of computer malfunctions, illness and so many uni assignments to break a persons spirits I think I am going to have to vigilantly start this ritual once again.

Nothing is better than the beautiful whine of Billy Corgan!

Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
Can't live for tomorrow,
Tomorrow's much too long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out

I wanted more
Than life could ever grant me
Bored by the chore
Of saving face

Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow
I might not have that long
I'll tear my heart out
Before I get out

Pink ribbon scars
That never forget
I tried so hard
To cleanse these regrets
My angel wings
Were bruised and restrained
My belly stings

Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day

I want to turn you on
I want to turn you on
I want to turn you on
I want to turn you

Today is the greatest
Today is the greatest day
Today is the greatest day
That I have ever really known